兒童英語小笑話精選
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1、Tell a lie Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?" Victor: "I want that one of the greatest." Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one." Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?" 媽媽：“你要哪一只香蕉，維克多？” 維克多：“我要那只最大的。” 媽媽：“維克多，你應(yīng)該懂禮貌，要那只小的?！?br /> 維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說謊嗎？” 2、I Don't Like an Argument 我不想爭論 Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the teacher. All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it! 杰拉爾德，老師問：地球是什么形狀？ 是圓形的，杰拉爾德回答道。 你怎么知道是圓的？老師又問。 好吧，那它是方的，學(xué)生回答說：我可不想與你爭論這件事情。 3、Two Birds 兩只鳥 Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？ 學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老師：請說說看。 學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。 4、Three Turtles 三只烏龜 Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella." The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee." "We won't," the other two promised. Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee." Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go." 三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。于是最大的那只烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧?！?br /> 最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去?！?br /> “我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說。 兩年后，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了?！?br /> 正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去?！?br /> 5、Who Is the Laziest 誰最懶 Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don't know, father. Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work? Tom: Our teacher, father. 父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？ 湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。 父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？ 湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。 6、Where is the egg?雞蛋在哪里? 老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎? 學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。 老師：“雞蛋”在哪? 學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生 Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg"? Student:In the cake,Sir. 7、Powerful Evidence Geography teacher: Xiao Qiang,give me three reasons to prove the earth is round. Xiao Qiang: Mother says the earth is round.Father says the earth is round.And you say the earth is round. 強(qiáng)有力的證據(jù) 地理老師：小強(qiáng)，給我三條理由證明地球是圓的。 小強(qiáng)：媽媽說是圓的。爸爸說是圓的。您也說是圓的。 有趣的兒童英語笑話三.I Will Not Take a Bath 我不能愿意洗澡 我不愿意洗澡，我不愿意進(jìn)到浴缸里。上個星期我洗澡了，我不需要再洗澡。我想要我的橡皮鴨子，一個水桶和一只船，我的玩具鯨魚，一艘潛水艇，一個橡皮球?，F(xiàn)在我不能洗澡了。浴缸太小了，它被玩具塞滿了，沒有我的地方了。 I will not take a bath, I won’t get in tub, I has bath last week. I don’t need another scrub. I would need my rubber ducky, a bucket and a boat, my toy whale, a submarine, a rubber ball. No, I can not take a bath. The tub is too small. It’s all filled up with toy. There’s no room for me. 整理：zhl201612 |
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