英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話精選
|
1.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎? 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。 湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒? 約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。 2.Prize Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained. "A prize? What for, dear?" "For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three." "But an ostrich has only two legs." "I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest." 獎(jiǎng)品 小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書從學(xué)?；丶襾砹恕！斑@是獎(jiǎng)品，媽媽?！彼忉尩馈?br /> “獎(jiǎng)品?因?yàn)槭裁吹玫?。親愛的?” “因?yàn)樽匀徽n得的。老師問我鴕鳥有幾條腿，我說有三條。” “但是鴕鳥是兩條腿啊。” “我現(xiàn)在知道了。但其他學(xué)生都說有四條。所以還是我最接近正確答案?！?br /> 3.A portrait of God A little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper. When his mother asked what he was doing, he answered immediately and with considerable pride: "I am drawing a portrait of God." Being surprised and afraid, his mother said: "You cannot do that. No one has ever seen God. No one knows how God looks." But the little boy replied complacently: "Well, when I get through, they will know." 上帝的畫像 一個(gè)小男孩拿著鉛筆和紙?jiān)诋嬕环孛琛?br /> 他的媽媽問他在干什么時(shí)，他馬上很自豪地回答說：“我在畫一幅上帝的肖像?！?br /> 他的媽媽既驚訝又害怕，說：“你不能這樣做的，沒有人見過上帝，誰(shuí)也不知道上帝是什么樣子?！?br /> 可是小男孩得意的回答：“等我畫完了，他們就會(huì)知道啦?！?br /> 4.The remaining sheep The teacher said: "If the shepherd1 put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be left?" "None," called out little Mac. The teacher said: "I am surprised that you can't count correctly. I know that you are good at arithmetic, but you have made such a mistake now." Little Mac said: "You know arithmetic, teacher, but you don't know sheep. I know that if one sheep jumped, the rest will follow it to do the same." 剩下的羊 老師說：“如果牧羊人把20只羊放到牧場(chǎng)上去吃草，有5只羊跳出了圍欄，還會(huì)剩下多少只?” 小麥克大聲回答說：“一只都沒有。”老師說：“我很驚訝，你竟然不會(huì)算數(shù)。我知道你的算術(shù)很好的，現(xiàn)在竟會(huì)出錯(cuò)?！?br /> 小麥克說：“老師，你懂算術(shù)，但你不了解羊。英語(yǔ)小故事我知道，若是有一只羊跳了出去，其余的就會(huì)跟著她跳出去?！?br /> 5.Be Careful What You Wish For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety. 慎重許愿 一對(duì)結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。 慶祝活動(dòng)中，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。她說，由于他們是已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對(duì)夫妻每個(gè)人一個(gè)愿望。 妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手?！皡?”的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。 接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人?！?br /> 仙女拾起了魔術(shù)棒?！皡?”，他變成了90歲。 整理：zhl201612 |
相關(guān)文章
- 勵(lì)志笑話故事大全
- 除夕夜貼心祝愿經(jīng)典文案大全(精選86句)
- 周末文案短句干凈治愈(周末文案短句干凈治愈休息)
- 陌生的城市一個(gè)人傷感說說 偌大的城市心酸句子
- 有目的的說說心情短語(yǔ)
- 離別再相逢 相逢淚流默無聲
- 陽(yáng)光下美女的句子(描寫女生在陽(yáng)光下照出的側(cè)臉句子，急用)
- 家家有本難念的經(jīng)感慨說說(精選25句)
- 抖音搞笑幽默文案
- 生意難做的感慨句子 生意難做的句子(18句)
- 描寫驚呆的句子(64句)
- 經(jīng)典愛情祝福語(yǔ) 經(jīng)典愛情祝福語(yǔ)句(精選20句)
- 2022年生活正能量的句子經(jīng)典(55句)
- 初中唯美好詞好句子大全 優(yōu)美好詞好句大全初中(精選95句)
- 絕望的傷感文案大全(精選80句)
- 最新元旦節(jié)祝福語(yǔ)句簡(jiǎn)單(精選79句)