個(gè)性說說

超搞笑小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話

個(gè)性說說2021-03-31112舉報(bào)/反饋

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot.There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; andthe third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is$5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because Ihave trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about thisguy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apartfrom talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on.That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the thirdone? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “Idon’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, norsing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”

　　老板最大有個(gè)人到一間商店買鸚鵡。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣五千元，另一只賣一萬(wàn)元，還有一只賣三萬(wàn)元。顧客問老板：「為什么這只要賣五千元？這個(gè)價(jià)錢對(duì)這種鸚鵡來(lái)說太貴了！」老板說：「因?yàn)槲矣杏?xùn)練他講話?！诡櫩陀謫枺骸改沁@只呢？他會(huì)做什么？為什么要賣這么貴？」老板說：「他除了會(huì)說話之外，還會(huì)表演一些有趣的動(dòng)作，好比說跳舞等等，所以才賣這么貴?！诡櫩徒又謫枺骸改堑谌荒?？他會(huì)做什么？為什么要賣這么貴？」老板說：「我不知道。我從沒聽過他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒看過他跳舞，什么都沒有！不過另外兩只叫他：『老板！』」

　　Where is the egg?

　　Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

　　Student:In the cake,Sir.

　　雞蛋在哪里？

　　老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？

　　學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

　　老師：“雞蛋”在哪？

　　學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生

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