趣味英語笑話，學(xué)好英語并不難
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Setting the Table 擺桌子 Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when guests were due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing. 小蘇珊是媽媽的好幫手。她在有客人來家里就餐時幫忙擺桌子?，F(xiàn)在一切準(zhǔn)備就緒，客人走進，所有人都坐好了。媽媽突然發(fā)現(xiàn)缺了什么。 "Susan," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's place." “蘇珊?！彼f道：“你忘了在史密斯先生那里放刀叉了?！?br /> "I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan. “我以為他不需要那些?！碧K珊解釋道。 "Daddy says he always eats like a horse!" “爸爸說他總是吃得像馬一樣！” New and Improved 新舊大PK The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. 小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時不時的從書上轉(zhuǎn)移視線抬起頭來碰到他褶皺的臉。隨后她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的。 Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?" 最后她問：“爺爺，是上帝創(chuàng)造的你嗎？” "Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago." “是啊，甜心?！彼卮鸬溃骸吧系酆芫们皠?chuàng)造出了我?！?br /> "Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?" “喔?！彼卮?。接著又問道：“爺爺，上帝也創(chuàng)造了我嗎？” "Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago." “是啊，當(dāng)然了寶貝。”他向她保證：“上帝只是不久前創(chuàng)造的你?！?br /> "Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?" “喔?！彼卮稹Ｓ址謩e感受了兩人的臉頰，邊觀察邊說：“上帝的技術(shù)越來越好了，是不？” |
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