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    個性說說2021-03-31147舉報/反饋
    Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

      A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

      猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤,而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧?

      Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

      A: By treading on his corn?

      如果你踩了農(nóng)夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定會生氣的;而如果你踩了農(nóng)夫腳底的雞眼,他會更生氣。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“雞眼”的意思。

      Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

      A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

      因為snail(蝸牛)的后背上總是背著一所房子,所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說呢?

      Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

      A: They make faces all day.

      一看到make faces這個短語,你可千萬別以為是在鐘表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀!因為除了這個意思以外,它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面。

      Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

      A: Keep him awake.

      怎樣才能不讓夢游者(sleepwalker)夢游(walk in his sleep)呢?最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療方法,但如果讓夢游者醒著呢,他的確就不會去夢游了。
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