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    個性說說2021-03-31187舉報/反饋
    why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌>?)

      答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)

      what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

      答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

      when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)

      答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

      what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)

      答:are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

      what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)

      答:weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
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