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    個性說說2021-03-31189舉報/反饋
    Where is the egg?雞蛋在哪里?

      老師:你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?

      學(xué)生:可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

      老師:“雞蛋”在哪?

      學(xué)生:在蛋糕里,先生

      Where is the egg?

      Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

      Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

      Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

      Student:In the cake,Sir.

      Powerful Evidence

      Geography teacher: Xiao Qiang,give me three reasons to prove the earth is round.

      Xiao Qiang: Mother says the earth is round.Father says the earth is round.And you say the earth is round.

      強有力的證據(jù)

      地理老師:小強,給我三條理由證明地球是圓的。

      小強:媽媽說是圓的。爸爸說是圓的。您也說是圓的。

      I Will Not Take a Bath 我不能愿意洗澡

      我不愿意洗澡,我不愿意進到浴缸里。上個星期我洗澡了,我不需要再洗澡。我想要我的橡皮鴨子,一個水桶和一只船,我的玩具鯨魚,一艘潛水艇,一個橡皮球?,F(xiàn)在我不能洗澡了。浴缸太小了,它被玩具塞滿了,沒有我的地方了。

      I will not take a bath, I won’t get in tub, I has bath last week. I don’t need another scrub. I would need my rubber ducky, a bucket and a boat, my toy whale, a submarine, a rubber ball. No, I can not take a bath. The tub is too small. It’s all filled up with toy. There’s no room for me.
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