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服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡?先生。 第一個(gè)顧客：我要茶 第二個(gè)顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的! 服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個(gè)要干凈的杯子? Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?" 服務(wù)員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么? 看起來(lái)象是在仰泳，先生…… Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... 服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅! 別擔(dān)心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會(huì)干掉它。 Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服務(wù)員，我湯里有只蒼蠅! 不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里。 Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak. 服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅! 別讓別人看見(jiàn)，先生，要不別人都要。 Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one. 服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅! 我知道，先生，我們沒(méi)有另收錢(qián)。 Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge! 服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅! 對(duì)不起，先生，我弄走那三個(gè)時(shí)忘了這個(gè)。 Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three. |
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