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    爆笑短篇英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)短笑話大全
    
	  
     個(gè)性說(shuō)說(shuō)2021-03-31169舉報(bào)/反饋
    

    

    
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
    
　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
    
　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
    
　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
    
　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
    
　　他的耳朵在我衣兜里
    
　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事？”
    
　　“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。
    
　　“再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎？”媽媽問(wèn)。
    
　　“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)?！八亩溥€在我衣兜里呢?！?br />
　　A Good Boy
    
　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
    
　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
    
　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
    
　　"She is the one who sells the candy."
    
　　好孩子
    
　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。
    
　　“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了？”
    
　　“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)?！霸俳o你兩分錢(qián)?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
    
　　“她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”
    
　　Drunk
    
　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
    
　　"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
    
　　醉酒
    
　　一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了?！?“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀！”
    
　　Hospitality
    
　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
    
　　好客
    
　　由于客人在吃蘋(píng)果餡餅時(shí)，家里沒(méi)有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開(kāi)了屋子。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤(pán)子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說(shuō)：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夾上，先生?！蹦切∧泻⒄f(shuō)。
    

    


    

    

    

    


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