1、單身人群，看似什么都比常人灑脫，也比較坦率。

Single people seem to be more liberal than ordinary people.

2、這么冷的天，單身狗可能會(huì)升級(jí)為汪汪碎冰冰吧。

On such a cold day, a single dog may escalate into a broken Bing Bing.

3、單身是因?yàn)樯系塾X(jué)得你太美，一般的人配不上你。

Single is because God thinks you are too beautiful, ordinary people do not deserve you.

4、教你一招最有效脫離單身狗的方法，做我老婆。

Teach you the best way to get rid of a single dog and be my wife.

5、我毫不猶豫的測(cè)過(guò)了身，只為拯救我的眼睛。

I did not hesitate to test my body, only to save my eyes.

6、軍訓(xùn)后，你們就不是單身狗了，而是一條出色的軍犬。

After military training, you are not a single dog, but an excellent military dog.

7、明天情人節(jié)，我祝天下的情侶都是失散多年的兄妹！

On Valentine's day tomorrow, I wish all the lovers in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years.

8、咱光棍多快樂(lè)，萬(wàn)花叢中飄身過(guò)，無(wú)聲卻又留點(diǎn)香！

How happy we are to be alone, floating in the air, silent and fragrant!

9、說(shuō)好一起做單身狗，你們卻偷偷交了男朋友。

When you talk about being a single dog, you secretly make a boyfriend.

10、自從單身了，話費(fèi)省了，人也精神了，心也不疼了。

Since being single, the telephone fee has been saved, and the spirit has not been hurt.

11、習(xí)慣，帶著微笑卻藏起傷口學(xué)會(huì)個(gè)人去承受所有。

Habit, with a smile, but hide the wound, learn to bear all the inpidual.

12、那些年，錯(cuò)過(guò)太多。擦干淚，珍惜現(xiàn)在的吧。

Those years, I missed too much. Wipe your tears and cherish the present.

13、寧可一個(gè)人過(guò)，也不要找一個(gè)不適合的人一起生活。
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Better to live alone than to live with someone who is not suitable.

14、一個(gè)人至少擁有一個(gè)夢(mèng)想，有一個(gè)理由去堅(jiān)強(qiáng)。

One has at least one dream and one reason to be strong.

15、一個(gè)萌萌的小仙女，單身待撩，喜歡的抱走。

A sprout little fairy, single to pick up, like to take away.

16、你需要忘記失去的，感激擁有的，和期待將至的。

You need to forget what you have lost, appreciate what you have and what you expect.

17、單身也許就是做自己眼中的英雄，別人眼中的女漢子。

Being single may be the hero in your own eyes, the woman in the eyes of others.

18、當(dāng)你對(duì)一個(gè)人越在乎時(shí)，他越是感覺(jué)不到你對(duì)他的好。

The more you care about a person, the less he feels that you are good to him.

19、男人說(shuō)話，通常就像空頭支票一樣的兌現(xiàn)不了。

Men usually talk like a blank check.

20、給我一個(gè)理由說(shuō)接受、給我一個(gè)理由說(shuō)無(wú)所謂。

Give me a reason to accept and give me a reason to say it doesn't matter.

21、終于結(jié)束了大半年的單身生活，現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始下半年的。

Finally, the end of the first half of the single life, now began in the second half of the year.

22、我可以離開(kāi)你們的，我知道，只是習(xí)慣問(wèn)題。

I can leave you. I know, it's just a matter of habit.

23、其實(shí)，單身挺好，和誰(shuí)曖昧都不需要解釋。

In fact, single is good, and who is ambiguous, do not need to explain.

24、醒來(lái)第一件事就摸手機(jī)的人，睡前都有個(gè)放不下的人。

The first thing you wake up is the person who touches the phone. There is a person who can't put it before going to bed.

25、女人擅長(zhǎng)的只是化妝，而男人擅長(zhǎng)的卻是偽裝。

Women are good at making up, while men are good at camouflage.

26、秀恩愛(ài)的人換了一批又一批，只有我雷打不動(dòng)地單身。

The people who show their affection are changed by batch and batch.

27、千萬(wàn)別和你女朋友吵架，因?yàn)槌弛A的都成單身了。

Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because everyone who wins the battle is single.

28、有些人，一旦錯(cuò)過(guò)就永遠(yuǎn)，一轉(zhuǎn)身就是一輩子。

Some people, once missed, will always turn around for a lifetime.

29、有時(shí)候，一個(gè)人的失蹤，孤獨(dú)了一個(gè)世界。

Sometimes, a person's missing, lonely a world.

30、偷東西是罪惡的，但偷了一個(gè)人的心是快樂(lè)的。

Stealing is evil, but stealing a man's heart is joyful.

31、單身久了，別說(shuō)擰瓶蓋了，消防栓我都能擰開(kāi)。

If I'm single for a long time, don't twist the cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

32、你只有讓自己足夠好了，才有資格開(kāi)始一段好的愛(ài)情。

You only have to be good enough to start a good love.

33、在這個(gè)深秋的雨夜，獨(dú)自一人靜守一份彷徨，一縷落寞。

In this late autumn rainy night, alone, a quiet and hesitant, a lonely line.

34、光棍是一種境界，不一個(gè)人過(guò)怎能對(duì)得起這個(gè)日子！

Bachelor is a realm. How can we afford this day without a single person?

35、我已經(jīng)很滿足現(xiàn)在的生活了唯一遺憾的是未能擁有你。

I have been satisfied with my life now. The only regret is that I can not have you.

36、單身，是因?yàn)樾睦镉腥?，撐不下第二個(gè)人。

Single, because someone in the heart can not support the two person.

37、我刪除了你的一切，卻刪除不掉你在我心中的影子。

I delete everything, but I can't delete your shadow in my heart.

38、別再說(shuō)自己有孤獨(dú)和烈酒，其實(shí)你就是一條單身狗。

Don't say that you are lonely or strong, but you are a single dog.

39、好多的時(shí)候，其實(shí)一個(gè)的生活真的比兩個(gè)人幸福。

A lot of times, in fact, a life is really happier than two people.

40、你執(zhí)手間斑駁零落的殘念，看不清世俗的容顏。

You can't see the mundane appearance of your hands.

41、是給了我多少次失望，才令我把曾經(jīng)的執(zhí)著轉(zhuǎn)變?yōu)榉艞墶?/p>

It is how many times I have been disappointed that I changed my past dedication to giving up.

42、單身久了，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)最近看母豬也覺(jué)得它很眉清目秀。

After being single for a long time, I suddenly noticed that * sow was also very handsome.

43、如果有人抓了你，換我的什么，我都愿意。

If anyone grabs you for anything, I will.

44、越是**的東西消失的越快，友情是水不是火。

The more passionate things disappear, the faster friendship is water, not fire.

45、一點(diǎn)不起眼的小改變，會(huì)收到意想不到的結(jié)果。

A slight change will result in unexpected results.

46、我習(xí)慣了無(wú)所謂，卻不是真的什么都不在乎。

I'm used to it, but I don't really care nothing.

47、如果沒(méi)有下個(gè)路口，是否我們就會(huì)走到最后。

If there is no next intersection, whether we will come to the end.

48、我拒絕了所有人的青睞，等你一個(gè)不確定的未來(lái)。

I refuse everyone's favor, waiting for you to have an uncertain future.

49、因?yàn)檎也坏讲艈沃?，自己也要秀出一個(gè)人的精彩。

Because you can't find it alone, you have to show a person's brilliance.

50、我為你單身了十年，最后等到一份結(jié)婚請(qǐng)柬。

I have been single for you for ten years, and finally wait for a wedding invitation.

51、我再怎么努力，在你心里也不及她的萬(wàn)分之一。

How hard I try, your heart is not as good as her 1/10000.

52、手機(jī)套餐每個(gè)月包那么多話費(fèi)，卻不知道該打給誰(shuí)。

The mobile phone package costs so much a month, but it doesn't know who to call.

53、我不是單身狗，我只是風(fēng)中孤獨(dú)一匹狼罷了。

I am not a single dog. I am just a wolf in the wind.

54、別再說(shuō)自己是單身狗了，你那個(gè)年齡，狗都老死了。

Don't say that you are a single dog. At that age, the dog is dead.

55、情人節(jié)的時(shí)候我就在家玩連連看，消滅一對(duì)是一對(duì)。

When I was on Valentine's day, I was playing at home.

56、會(huì)不會(huì)有那么一個(gè)人，在生死一刻會(huì)陪我到最后。

Will there be such a person who will accompany me to the end at the moment of life and death.

57、你不是選擇了單身，只是選擇了自己想要的愛(ài)情。

You choose not to be single, but to choose the love you want.

58、還有什么消息比你屬于別人更令我心痛的，沒(méi)有了。

What other news is more painful than you belong to others? No more.

59、我可以永遠(yuǎn)笑著扮演你的配角，在你的背后自己煎熬。

I can always laugh and play your supporting role, and I will suffer behind you.

60、跟女朋友吵架吵贏了的，現(xiàn)在基本上都單身了。

Quarreling with my girlfriend and winning the battle, are basically single now.

61、光棍苦，光棍苦，已是二十五，衣服破了沒(méi)人補(bǔ)。

Bachelors and hardships are twenty-five, and clothes are broken.

62、眼淚的背后是另一種明白，放棄背后是一種成全。

Behind the tears is another understanding that giving up behind is a fulfillment.

63、思念的人，變了相信的事，錯(cuò)了謹(jǐn)記的物，忘了。

Those who yearn for love change their beliefs, and forget what they remember.

64、別問(wèn)我感情上的建議，我是單身狗，我只建議分手。

Don't ask me for my emotional advice. I'm a single dog. I only suggest breaking up.

65、我就像是氧氣，再怎么對(duì)你好，你也看不到。

I am like oxygen. How can I treat you better? You can't see it either.

66、其實(shí)單身并不可怕，可怕的是連一個(gè)喜歡的人都沒(méi)有。

Actually, being single is not terrible. What's so terrible is that there is no one who likes it.

67、無(wú)論你身在何處，無(wú)論你為何忙碌，我都會(huì)在此守候。

No matter where you are, no matter why you are busy, I will be waiting here.

68、單身挺好，碰到喜歡的人可以名正言順地心動(dòng)。

Being single is good. People who like you can speak with sincerity.

69、別在說(shuō)自己是單身狗了，狗到你這個(gè)年齡早死了。

Don't say that you are a single dog. The dog died early at your age.

70、任何感情都有它的規(guī)則，必須遵守，沒(méi)有人能例外。

Every sentiment has its rules, and must be observed. No one can be exceptional.

71、口口聲聲說(shuō)著單身萬(wàn)歲，心里卻想著那個(gè)不可能的Ta。

Keep saying that long live single, but I think of the impossible Ta.

72、原來(lái)我們的罕覯，這一世，只有那么一次。

It turned out that we had only one time.

73、有一種單身叫寧缺勿濫，有一種單身叫只為某人。

There is a kind of single person who is called "no more" than others.

74、嘴上說(shuō)著單身挺好，可是看到情侶，還是會(huì)沉默。

It's nice to be single, but seeing lovers will be silent.

75、忘不了的不是你的樣子，是那些曾經(jīng)的美好。

It's not what you look like, it's the beauty that once existed.

76、每個(gè)單身的人背后，都至少藏著一個(gè)讓人心碎的秘密。

Behind every single person, there is at least a heart breaking secret.

77、要么一直驕傲的單身，要么全心全意只為一個(gè)人。

Or be proud of being single, or wholeheartedly for one person.

78、一句我愛(ài)你能挽回什么，一句對(duì)不起又能彌補(bǔ)什么。

A word I love you can save what, a sorry can make up for anything.

79、我不會(huì)后悔，因?yàn)槲抑溃恳欢温范际且环N領(lǐng)悟。

I will not regret it, because I know that every road is a kind of understanding.

80、哪里會(huì)有人喜歡孤獨(dú)，不過(guò)是不喜歡失望。

Where some people like loneliness, but do not like disappointment.