1、Kevin

2、說謊?

3、回答我

4、超級錯

5、什么事?

6、我丈夫?

7、非法的?

8、夠合理嗎?

9、那是什么?

10、Jill: Illegal?

11、我從不說謊

12、我去打電話

13、我愛我老婆

14、Dr. Wilson: Who?

15、Samantha: Lying?

16、Bill: What is it?

17、Jill: Playdates…

18、我去查查這個

19、我有三個理由

20、House: I never lie.

21、你能除掉它嗎?

22、對我來說是的.

23、這家醫(yī)院好嗎?

24、Cameron,你有空嗎?

25、Dr. Cuddy: Answer me.

26、Dr. Cuddy: Good ones?

27、Samantha: My husband?

28、我去吃午飯......

29、我是澳大利亞人

30、沒錯，我相信你

31、對,就象是個約會

32、Dr. Wilson: Big mistake.

33、Dr. Cameron: What’s up?

34、House: I’ll have lunch.

35、你說謊了，是不是?

36、我是傳奇經(jīng)典臺詞

37、我還有第四個理由.

38、Dr. Wilson: I love my wife.

39、你說過只有三個理由

40、當然，你愛這樣說。

41、Dr. Chase: I’m Australian.

42、恩，人總是有缺點的.

43、Dr. Chase: Yeah, like a date.

44、House: Its called...estrogen.

45、House: Kevin. In Bookkeeping.

46、Luke: Is this a good hospital?

47、chase說,這只是宗教信仰

48、恩,等一會,我正在編呢.

49、我們把它稱作...雌激素

50、Dr. Foreman: Yeah. Seems to me.

51、House: But I had three reasons.

52、人們不喜歡生病的醫(yī)生.

53、你丈夫是不是有高血壓?

54、你為什么對我這么刻薄?

55、別瞎猜了,根本沒這回事

56、OK，首先，他的名字是Carl

57、當然這是微積分的作用啦

58、Dr. Cameron: I’ll check into it.

59、Dr. Foreman: I’ll make the call.

60、你是說象絳蟲一類的東西?

61、沒長牙的小家伙我倒不怕.

62、BLAH BLAH BLAH.....(CUDDY沒買帳)

63、Dr. Cameron: Yeah, I I trusted you.

64、Dr. Wilson: You lied, didn’t you?

65、Jill: Can you do anything about it?

66、Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?

67、House: You certainly love saying it.

68、我以為你會相信其中的一個

69、House: If I eat standing up, I spill.

70、你怎么知道她需要心臟移植?

71、沒錯,除了“約會”那一部分

72、Dr. Foreman: Why are you riding on me?

73、你總是相信我，這是個大錯誤

74、我認為你應該聽我們講解病史

75、Dr. Wilson: There’s nobody! Give it up!

76、House: I thought you’d buy one of them.

77、House: People don’t want a sick doctor.

78、House: Well, we all have our limitations.

79、如果我站著吃東西,就會灑出來.

80、撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下來

81、House: That’s the way calculus presents.

82、House: Which brings me to my fourth reason.

83、你知道的，豪斯甚至不應該在這!

84、它的眼睛很象你(這位女士懷孕了)

85、抬起你的手臂,你體內(nèi)有個寄生蟲.

86、那很公平,我也不喜歡健康的病人.

87、House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.

88、House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.

89、House: Your lips say no, but your shoes say yes.

90、有一患者是一個志向遠大的黑人議員

91、House: Does your husband have high blood pressure?

92、我一直這樣子,最近我變得更厲害了嗎?

93、House: You always trust me. That’s a big mistake.

94、Dr. Cuddy: I thought you said there were only three?

95、House: It’s what I do. Has it gotten worse lately?

96、我是他碰到的第一個人，所以他約了我.

97、Dr. Cameron: Exactly. Except for the “date” part.

98、House: People don’t bother me until they get teeth.

99、它們是法國貨,法國人的話一句都不能信.
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100、我去保持那孩子活著.至少能維持一會兒.

101、我看了占卜書,上面說今天有個人會心碎.

102、Dr. Foreman: You know, House shouldn’t even be here!

103、Dr. Wilson: Okay, well first of all, his name is Carl.

104、你怎么能就這么坐在那邊?我兒子就要死了

105、醫(yī)治病人難道不是我們成為醫(yī)生的原因嗎?

106、Dr. Wilson: How do you know she needs a heart transplant?

107、House: You put the Queen on your money. You’re British.

108、Dr. Foreman: Isnt treating patients why we became doctors?

109、House: So what’s her name and when do I get to meet her?

110、歲的孩子不會得心臟病,肯定有什么地方錯了

111、Dr. Chase: I’ll keep the kid alive. For a while at least.

112、Dr. Foreman: Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours.

113、House: Depends on what you mean by good. I like the chairs.

114、只要你不去盡力,你就可以說任何你想說的話.

115、真令我驚訝,你居然還和患者呆在一間屋子里.

116、破門而入的時候,有個白人女性陪著比較保險.

117、這個孩子在微積分考試當中突然感到惡心眩暈.

118、Dans Mother: How can you just sit there?my son is going to die

119、你們把女王的頭像印在錢幣上,你們就是英國人.

120、這得看你對好醫(yī)院的定義了,我喜歡這里的椅子.

121、你和上帝說話,是信仰,上帝和你說話,是精神病。

122、我管它叫Kevin，這是他在私密關(guān)系俱樂部的名字.

123、Dr. Wilson: They’re French. You can’t trust a word they say.

124、House: I call him Kevin. It’s his secret friendship club name.

125、只要你盡力了,就表示你可以做任何你想做的事情

126、Dr. Wilson: That’s fair enough, I don’t like healthy patients.

127、House: Well, lets see in a minute - I’m just making them up now.

128、House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.You can put your arms down.

129、Dr. Wilson: I’m still amazed you’re in the same room as a patient

130、你告訴我你沒改變你的日常飲食規(guī)律，是不是說謊了?

131、Dr. Cameron: I was the first person (House) ran into. He just asked me.

132、house:you talk to God,youre religious.God talks to you,youre psychotic.

133、House: So between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!

134、我認為你說的有可能就是根本沒指望了的英國表達方式.

135、在大多數(shù)洲里,除掉超過一個月大的這種寄生蟲是非法的.

136、House: As long as you’re trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.

137、Julia: I thought you were supposed to be listening to our patient histories?

138、Dr. Forman: Ten-year olds do not have heart attacks. Its got to be a mistake.

139、House: You told me you had not changed your diet or exercise. Were you lying?

140、Dr. Wilson: And as long as you’re not trying, you can say whatever you want.

141、你嘴上說不,可你的鞋子泄露了真相(WILSON換了雙漂亮的新鞋)

142、她的名字叫什么,我什么時候能見到她?(盤問Wilson的約會對象)

143、House: I got my aura read today. It said someone close to me had a broken heart.

144、成功的婚姻都是謊言的基礎(chǔ)上建立起來的,你已經(jīng)開了個好頭.

145、真的嗎?那么肯定不是種族歧視的原因了,你還和上周一樣的黑.

146、House: Really? Well, that rules out the race thing. You were just as black last week.

147、患者說他可以和上帝對話,然后house說他的問題應該在他的腦袋上.

148、不,醫(yī)治疾病才是我們做醫(yī)生的原因,醫(yī)治病人則是醫(yī)生痛苦的根源.

149、Dr. House: The most successful marriages are based on lies. You’re off to a great start.

150、Dr. Foreman: When you break into a house, its always better to have a white chick with you.

151、事實證明你最有把握的診斷還是不夠好,不如這樣吧,下次試試我的主意.

152、恩，你看，如果你重復我說的每一句話，這次談話就要花兩倍的時間了.

153、我有個理論,有一種藥品被服用后會導致病人體內(nèi)的雌激素水平大幅上升.

154、House: I assume minimal at best is your stiff upper lip British way of saying no chance in hell?

155、House: It turns out your best judgment is not good enough. Here’s an idea - next time, use mine

156、你為了得到你要的結(jié)果可以坑蒙拐騙,無所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍馬屁呢?

157、那么說我們兩個人加起來就做任何事,說任何話了，我們可以一起統(tǒng)治世界了!

158、愛與恨并非只有一線之隔,愛與恨之間隔著一道十步一崗,五步一哨的中國長城.

159、沒錯,最簡單的答案就是她謊報了年紀,她其實已經(jīng)四十歲了.也許她是個女演員.

160、你無論如何都成不了總統(tǒng)的,白宮之所以叫白宮可不只是因為它是給漆成白色的.

161、House: No, I’m supposed to be teaching you. If I can do that without listening to you, more power to me.

162、House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.

163、不,我應該教導你們診斷病例,如果我不用聽你們講解就能診斷出來,那我就更加NB了.

164、House: Youre not going to be President either way - they dont call it the White House because of the paint job

165、Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his AP calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.

166、Dr. Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you’re incapable of kissing a little ass?

167、House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

168、House: Yeah, see, if you’re going to repeat everything I say, this conversation’s going to take twice as long.

169、我不喜歡見病人的另一個原因就是,如果他們不知道你的樣子,他們就沒法沖你大吼大叫.

170、House: Right. The simplest explanation is shes a 40-year old lying about her age. Maybe an actress trying to hang on.

171、別擔心,很多女人都會喜歡她們的寄生蟲,給它起名字,穿衣服,還讓它和其他的寄生蟲一起玩.

172、House: Another reason I don’t like meeting patients. If they don’t know what you look like, they can’t yell at you.

173、不管我說什么都不會改變你的想法,不管你說什么都不會改變我的做法,所以我寧可什么也不說.

174、House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a persons estrogen level to increase dramatically.

175、我承擔風險,有時病人會死,但如果我不冒風險,更多的病人會死,所以我最大的問題就是我已經(jīng)學會了算術(shù).

176、House: Don’t worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...

177、House: No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20’ between love and hate.

178、Dr. Chase: Because he said something inappropriate? If we sent him home every time he did that, he’d never be here. We wouldn’t even need his office.

179、因為他說了一些不合適的話?如果他每次說那些我們都把他送走，那他永遠也不會出現(xiàn)在這了，我們甚至不需要這間辦公室了.

180、House: Nothing I could say is going to change how you feel, and nothing could come out of your reaction that is going to change what I plan to do. So I prefer to say nothing.

181、House: I take risks - sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die. So I guess my biggest problem is I’ve been cursed with the ability to do the math.

182、哪種醫(yī)生你比較喜歡-在你臨死時會陪在你身邊的醫(yī)生或者是當你病情好轉(zhuǎn)后不再搭理你的醫(yī)生?我猜你最討厭的是當你快死的時候不再搭理你的醫(yī)生.

183、House: What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or who ignores you while you get better?I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.