When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

　　如果有人搶了你的老婆，最好的報(bào)復(fù)就是讓他留著。

　　After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can*39;t face each other, but still they stay together.

　　結(jié)婚後夫妻就像一個(gè)硬幣的兩面;他們不但不能面對(duì)面，而且還分不開(kāi)。

　　By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you*39;ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you*39;ll become a philosopher.

　　不管怎麼樣，還是結(jié)婚的好。如果你找到一個(gè)好太太，你會(huì)很幸福。假如你找到一個(gè)壞的，你會(huì)成為一個(gè)哲學(xué)家。

　　Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

　　女人給了男人做大事的激勵(lì)和靈感，同時(shí)又給了男人完成大事的阻力。

　　The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want?

　　有一個(gè)好問(wèn)題我總是沒(méi)答案;那就是女人到底想要什麼?

　　I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

　　我跟我太太才說(shuō)了幾個(gè)字，她卻回了我一段長(zhǎng)篇大論。

　　Bill Clinton (美國(guó)前總統(tǒng)----比 朁/span>克林頓)

　　Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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　　有人問(wèn)我婚姻能維持這麼長(zhǎng)的秘密。我們每個(gè)星期去餐館兩次。晚餐有 T光，音樂(lè)，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。

　　I don*39;t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

　　我不怕。我已經(jīng)結(jié)婚兩年了。

　　Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming ： Whenever you*39;re wrong, admit it; Whenever you*39;re right, shut up.

　　有兩個(gè)秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿(mǎn)： 當(dāng)你錯(cuò)時(shí)，馬上認(rèn)錯(cuò)。 當(dāng)你對(duì)時(shí)，閉上嘴巴。

　　The most effective way to remember your wife*39;s birthday is to forget it once...

　　最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次。

　　My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

　　我太太和我都高高興興的過(guò)了二十年，然後我們相遇了。

　　A good wife always forgives her husband when she*39;s wrong.

　　一個(gè)好太太當(dāng)她是錯(cuò)的時(shí)候總是原諒她的丈夫。

　　Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

　　婚姻是唯一與敵人睡在一張床上的戰(zhàn)

　　First Guy (proudly): My wife*39;s an angel! Second Guy: You*39;re lucky, mine*39;s still alive.

　　有個(gè)人驕傲的說(shuō)我的太太是天使!另一個(gè) 到的人說(shuō)你真幸運(yùn)!我的還活著!

　　Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first? Husband replies, That*39;s the reason why the world*39;s a mess today, because a lady went first!

　　親愛(ài)的，女士?jī)?yōu)先又怎麼了?丈夫回答說(shuō)，今天世界亂成這個(gè)樣子就是因?yàn)橛袀€(gè)女的先來(lái)了!

　　It is not unnetmon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.

　　這并非罕見(jiàn)：稍微相識(shí)一些就可能結(jié)婚，但夫婦還真得互相了解才會(huì)離婚。

　　To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

　　結(jié)婚就是將你的權(quán)利減半，將你的職責(zé)加倍。

　　Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. (Goethe)

　　愛(ài)情是理想的事情，婚姻是現(xiàn)實(shí)的事情。

　　A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. (Don Fraser)

　　一個(gè)幸福的家庭是這樣的：雙方都認(rèn)為對(duì)方有可能是對(duì)的，盡管雙方都不相信對(duì)方是對(duì)的。

　　A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. (Mignon McLaughlin)

　　一個(gè)成功的婚姻需要戀愛(ài)很多次，而且始終是與同一個(gè)人戀愛(ài)。

　　A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)

　　光棍漢必須得絞盡腦汁才能和女人做愛(ài)，已婚男只需想出一個(gè)借口。

　　What do I know about sex? I*39;m a married man. (Tom Clancy)

　　我怎么知道做愛(ài)是咋回事兒?我是已婚男子。

　　Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an acnetplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)

　　撒謊是男孩的錯(cuò)誤，情人的藝術(shù)，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。

　　No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)

　　結(jié)婚的男人是不會(huì)真正幸福的，如果他結(jié)婚后喝的威士忌不得不比單身時(shí)常喝的威士忌差的話。

　　 marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)

　　男人結(jié)婚，因?yàn)樗麄円呀?jīng)疲倦了;女人結(jié)婚，因?yàn)樗齻兏械胶闷媪?，結(jié)果兩人都大失所望。

　　Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)

　　女人嫁給男人，希望他們會(huì)所有改變。男人娶個(gè)女人，希望她們會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)不變。所以雙方必然會(huì)失望的。

　　I*39;ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn*39;t.(Patrick Murray)

　　我在兩個(gè)老婆身上的運(yùn)氣都很差。前面的那個(gè)扔下了我?，F(xiàn)在的這個(gè)我扔不掉。

　　Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor*39;s degree and the woman gets her master*39;s.(Socrates)

　　婚姻是這樣一所學(xué)校：男人會(huì)失去學(xué)士學(xué)位/單身漢的地位，而女人會(huì)獲得碩士學(xué)位/征服者的地位。

　　Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)

　　如今，所有的已婚男人過(guò)得像一個(gè)單身漢，而所有的單身漢過(guò)得像已婚男人。

　　A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)

　　一個(gè)娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一個(gè)嫁給男人想改造他的女人都淪為同一個(gè)謬誤的犧牲品。

　　After marriage, husband and wife benete two sides of a coin; they just can*39;t face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)

　　結(jié)婚之后，老公和老婆就成為一枚硬幣的兩面;他們就是沒(méi)法面對(duì)自己的另一半，卻仍然待在一起。

　　I*39;d rather die than stay away from you.

　　無(wú)相廝，毋寧死。

　　I’m all yours!

　　我全聽(tīng)你的。

　　ting you was fate,and falling in love with you was out of my control.

　　遇見(jiàn)是命運(yùn)的安排，愛(ài)上是因我情難自禁。

　　Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.

　　我和珍妮形影不離。

　　Can I borrow a kiss?I promise I*39;ll give it back.

　　可以借給我一個(gè)吻嗎?我保證會(huì)還你的。

　　I wanna write I miss you on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.

　　我想把我想你寫(xiě)在一塊石頭上，然后扔在你臉上，你就會(huì)知道想你有多么痛了。

　　Every time I think about you , I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would.

　　每一次想你，我都得提醒我自己，如果你想和我聊天的話，你早就開(kāi)口了。

　　You are the apple of my eye.

　　你是我的掌上明珠。

　　If you asked me how many times you*39;ve crossed my mind, I would say once because you never really left.

　　假如你問(wèn)我你曾多少次出現(xiàn)在我的腦海中，我會(huì)告訴你，只有一次，然后從未離開(kāi)過(guò)。

　　2 rules in marriage: The wife is always right. If the wife is wrong refer to rule

　　美滿(mǎn)婚姻須遵循兩個(gè)規(guī)則：妻子永遠(yuǎn)是對(duì)的;如果她錯(cuò)了，請(qǐng)參考第一條。