The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人未婚，結婚的人很難再聰明了。

When twos company,threes the result!

兩個人的狀態(tài)不穩(wěn)定，三個人才是！

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個相關的術語，它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯(lián)系）。

The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know. So why bother to learn.

學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么要學？

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

盡量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應該有更好的方法開始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒來。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝決定誰是你的親戚。幸運的是，他給了你選擇朋友的空間。

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服飾就像鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動，但不妨礙你盡情觀看。

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

努力工作不會導致死亡！但我不會用自己來證明。

Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

快樂的單身漢遲早會結婚，幸福不是永久的。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該喜歡動物，因為它們很好吃。

Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

每個成功男人背后都有一個女人。每個不成功男人背后都有兩個。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后座上的孩子會出事故，后座上的孩子會出事故。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛情就像一張照片，需要大量的暗室時間來培養(yǎng)。(外國人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

現(xiàn)在的夢想決定了你的未來，所以再睡一會兒。

Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.

鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

工作很有趣！尤其是看別人的工作。

文：Examination and many children,so that the number of honest learned cheating.

中文：考試傷害了多少孩子，讓多少誠實的孩子學會作弊。

文：For beautiful eyes,on the line,and told myself,my wife than they were.

中文:對于美女來說，看兩眼就行了，轉身告訴自己我老婆比他們好。

文：Did you find,those who hate you,looks very ugly.

中文:你有沒有注意到討厭你的人都很丑？

文：Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better,the study did not have this effect.

中文:自從會玩QQ之后發(fā)現(xiàn)拼音越來越好，讀書也沒有效果。

文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.

中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是個妞。

文：I do not smoke cigarettes,is not lonely,second-hand smoke!

中文：我不抽煙，也不孤獨，是二手煙！

文：Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.

中文:有些人靠實力，我靠豐富的想象力。

文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key,the domestic: relationship and can run.

中文：國外：思想和才能才是王道，國內：關系和馬屁才能橫行。

文：The teacher said to hear and fine,I know hes salary.

中文:聽到老師說要再開始罰款，我就知道他的工資花光了。

文：The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.

中文:男人情史豐富，叫浪漫，女人情史豐富，叫風騷。

文：One,two people,three person is to fight at outrance.

中文:一個人快樂，兩個人生活，三個人就是你死我活。

文：Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.

中文:毛爺爺說，不結婚的人都是流氓。

文：Brother,you have to face the resolution is good?

中文:大哥，降低臉上的分辨率好嗎？

文：In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.

中文：天上沒有白餡餅，倒著白磚。

文：Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have!

中文：理想就像內衣，有，但不能證明你有！